I have invented the ultimate sauce.

My name shall be immortalized by the incredble innovation that is catziki.

It's basically catsup (yes, I usually refer to it as ketchup, but catsup makes a better portmanteau) mixed with tzatziki (a Greek sauce made of yogurt, cucumbers, onions and garlic with a very hard-to-spell name).

You see, I was at Daphne's (a hybrid between a sit-down restaurant and fast food which serves Greek cuisine) and I had ordered a gyro and french fries. The meal came with two little cups of ketchup and tzatziki, so I dipped my french fries into both sauses alternately. Then I got the idea to mix them together, and found the combination delicious.

Of course, with my luck, someone's probably done it before and I've just never heard of it.